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PostSubject: Things you can say at Christmas   Thu 24 Dec - 10:28

And just for laughs, here are twenty things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. If I donít undo my trousers, Iíll burst.
3. Spread the butter all over the breasts.
4. Iíve never seen a more inviting spread.
5. Iím in the mood for a little dark meat.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. Just wait your turn, youíll get some.
9. Itís a little dry, but still edible.
10. Donít play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think youíll be able to handle all these people?
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. I didnít expect everyone to come at the same time.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. Youíll know itís ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. Thatís the biggest bird Iíve ever had.
19. Iím full already. Iíve been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow! I didnít think I could handle all that and still want more.

I'm sure pdmc'ers will know more
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PostSubject: Re: Things you can say at Christmas   Thu 24 Dec - 22:58

Very Good......
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