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PostSubject: The Bear and the Rabbit!   The Bear and the Rabbit! Icon_minitimeMon 13 Jul - 14:08

The bear was beating-up this rabbit something fierce. He was throwing the rabbit, stomping on his head, kicking him up into the air, etc.

As they were fighting, the bear kicked over a lamp and out popped a genie. The genie said, "I will give each of you three wishes".

The bear said, "I want all bears in this forest to be female". Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet". Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The bear said, "For my second wish, I want all the bears in that forest over there to be female also". Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit said, "For my second wish, I want a Suzuki Hayabusa". Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The bear said, "For my final wish, I want all the bears in all the forests to be female". Ok, poof, it was done by the genie.
The rabbit, while wearing his new helmet and sitting on his new motorcycle, revved the engine and said, "For my last wish, I want that bear to be gay".

lol!

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